It was all a scheme,
Written like a rhinestone cowboy dream.
That devil done crawled outta that swamp
Into the promised land of Washington, D.C.,
With a plan to rule throughout eternity.

Freedom rang, it’s not too late.
Donnie Trump stood at that White House gate.
Full of might to win the fight,
Without a doubt, he’ll knock ’em out.

Donnie, the man known across the land,
With power, n lots of money.
No puppet on a string,
Kept to his own decree.
Not part of their plan, group,
Nor are we.

The devil, mean as a collard green,
Crawled up inside that television screen.
He said, “Hey there, Donnie,
Ya got everything but one thing.
I’m the President of these here United States,
And that’s something you’ll never be.
I guarantee, many presidents I am and will be.”

Good ole Donnie replied,
“Hey there, ole devil, hear me loud and clear.
I’m steppin in that White House,
Taking over and kickin’ ya out the rear.
Gonna clean that mess up like no one’s ever seen,
Whoop ya back to that swamp, endin your regime
Like a bad dream.
Mr. President, I will be.”

That devil laughed and growled,
“I’m cloaked so well even the wolves can’t tell.
The sheep are blind, bound by my spell.
Prepare yourselves, I’m draggin all y’all to hell.”

That devil never stops,
And he’s just begun.
He’ll twist your words
And attack your son.
Glory be to God,
America stood as one.

That devil schemed
And he changed his plan.
Biden stepped back,
Kamala took the stand.
She cackled in riddles, and nursery rhymes,
Dodgin the truth n hiding crimes.

Donnie said,
“Ya played your cards with fire into the night.
Ya bet ’it all,
But you didn’t play ’it right.
The curtain dropped, exposing the light.
Eyes are open. X-Men are ready to fight.
Sly, Elon, Rogan, Voight, Tulsi n RFK too.
Fight! Fight! Fight!
It’s Hulkamania runnin’ wild on you.”

In Jesus’ name, morning came.
Hearts of glee,
Thank God, at last we are free.
Rock’n the bells of liberty.

Election’s over, the truth is clear.
That devil sat back in his chair
And sneered through the mist
With a cold, cruel hiss.

“Before I crawl back into that swamp,
Just let me breathe with one last plea.
Ya dodged my bullet
And battled through the years,
And after all that, you’re still here.

A full deck and tricks up my sleeve.
I’m the devil, I never lose.
That’s my true creed.
I’m gone for now,
But Donald Trump, I’ll never leave.”

Donnie said,
“Hey there devil, don’t even dream.
We drained your swamp
And crushed your scheme.
And built a wall as pure as light,
No devil can scale, day or night.

Our flag waves high,
We clipped your wings.
With JD Vance by my side,
A U.S. Marine,
We’re stronger now
Than you’ve ever seen.

Ya played your cards,
Ya didn’t win.
I told ya once,
I’ll tell ya again.
I’ll tell ya one more time,
You son of a bitch:

I’M GONNA MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN.”